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Everybody Wants to Be Italian
Everybody Wants to Be Italian
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  2. Everybody Wants to Be Italian

Everybody Wants to Be Italian

2007
1h 45m
Comedy
Romance

Status

Released

Release

2007

Runtime

1h 45m

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Storyline

"When it come to love, it's always better to be Italian."

Are all relationships based on lies? Jake Bianski runs a fish market in north Boston, surrounded by Italians. For years, he's carried a torch for Isabella, an ex-girlfriend now married with three children and no interest in Jake. Yet, he tells everyone she's his girlfriend, including Marisa, a veterinarian his employees set him up with at the Italian singles club. She's interested in him until he tells her about his girlfriend, then he's persistent in asking her to be his friend. As the friendship bumps along, Jake realizes that reality may be better than fantasy, but what if Isabella changes her mind about Jake, and what if it comes out that Marisa, like Jake, isn't Italian?

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Details

Status
Released
Runtime
1h 45m
Sep 18, 2007
Languages
Italian
English
Director
Jason Todd Ipson
Production
Asgaard Entertainment
Asgaard Entertainment
Production Countries
United States of America
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Top Cast

27 Cast Members

Jay Jablonski

Jay Jablonski

Jake Bianski

Cerina Vincent

Cerina Vincent

Marisa Costa

John Kapelos

John Kapelos

Steve Bottino

John Enos III

John Enos III

Gianluca Tempesti

Richard Libertini

Richard Libertini

Papa Aldo Tempesti

Marisa Petroro

Marisa Petroro

Isabella Bisclari

Perry Anzilotti

Perry Anzilotti

Silvano the Tailor

Anthony Russell

Anthony Russell

Nick the Jeweler

Tammy Pescatelli

Tammy Pescatelli

Katerina

Dan Cortese

Dan Cortese

Michael

Judith Scarpone

Judith Scarpone

Mrs. Abignali

P.J. Marino

P.J. Marino

Mario Bisciari

Penny Marshall

Penny Marshall

Teresa the Florist

Sylvia Panacione

Sylvia Panacione

Anna the Seamstress

Damien Di Paola

Damien Di Paola

Rocco

Carla Antonino

Carla Antonino

Carla

Ann Scott

Ann Scott

Mrs. Cordova

Zak Lee

Luigi the Waiter

Gabrielle Sanalitro

Gabrielle Sanalitro

Receptionist

Ben Livingston

Ben Livingston

Veterinarian

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