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Up Your Teddy Bear
Up Your Teddy Bear
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  2. Up Your Teddy Bear

Up Your Teddy Bear

1970
1h 29m
Comedy

Status

Released

Release

1970

Runtime

1h 29m

Where to Watch

Available options inUS

Provider type

Streaming

2
Cultpix
Troma NOW

Rent

1
Amazon Video

Buy

1
Amazon Video

Ads

1
Tubi TV
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Storyline

Clyde King, a toy store employee whose hobbies include making wooden toys and stalking women, is coveted by the female owner of one of the biggest toy companies in the world. She is enchanted by King's hand-carved toys, and she delegates the recruitment of the toy-maker to her second-in-command, Lyle "Skippy" Burns. However, King will not join her company as she reminds him of his mother. She becomes the subject of bizarre fantasies in which "Mother," the toy company owner as imagined by King, brow-beats and humiliates him. Discovering King's predeliction for leaving the toy store to stalk women, Skippy first tries to entice Clyde into signing an employemnt contract by supplying him with women, even going as far to dress himself up in drag as a prostitute. But every time he sets King up with a woman, the encounter ends disastrously, so Skippy finally decides to kill him.

Score Distribution

Details

Status
Released
Runtime
1h 29m
Dec 23, 1970
Director
Don Joslyn
Production
Joslyn Films
Joslyn Films
Production Countries
United States of America

Top Cast

8 Cast Members

Julie Newmar

Julie Newmar

Toy Company Director, a.k.a. "Mother"

Wally Cox

Wally Cox

Clyde King

Victor Buono

Victor Buono

Lyle "Skippy" Ferns

Angelique Pettyjohn

Angelique Pettyjohn

Ms. Honeysuckle

Thordis Brandt

Thordis Brandt

Debra Sur

Claire Kelly

Claire Kelly

Miss Boota, sculptress

Valora Noland

Valora Noland

Girl Lifting Dress (in flashback)

Amy Thomson

Nightclub Waitress

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