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"Once Upon a Time...You're Dead"
A grizzled derelict tells a quartet of horror tales to a trio of young campers.
17 Cast Members
Gunnar Hansen
Ralph
Michael R. Smith
Frank / Satan Claus / Zombie
Lawrence E. Campbell
The Pirate
Robin Roberts
Jason
Tres Holton
Billy
Courtney Ballard
Danny
Lora Podell
Susan
H. Ray York
The Hook
Johnny Tamblyn
Jim (segment "The Hook")
Jeff Jordan
Chris
David Avin
Larry
Kevin Draine
Martin
Terrill Douglas
Addict
Bob Gonzalez
Addict
Walter Kaufmann
Addict (segment "Overtoke") / Joe (segment "Fright Before Xmas")
Paul Kaufmann
Steve
Barbara Jackson
Mother (segment "Fright Before Xmas")
