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Virgin Alexander

Virgin Alexander

June 22, 2012
1h 27m
Comedy
Critics
85/100
Story
82/100
Acting
88/100
Cinematography
90/100
Soundtrack
80/100

Alexander is a 26 year old scrap hauler who is facing eviction. In a last ditch effort to save his house from the bank, he turns it into a brothel - even though he has never had sex before.

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Director
Charlie Barrett Fallon, Sean Fallon
Cast
Kerry Logan, Mika Boorem, Elizabeth Masucci, Paige Howard, Joseph D'Onofrio, Jordan Dean, David Dastmalchian, Bronson Pinchot, Rick Faugno, Rich Lounello
Release Date
June 22, 2012
Production
Mandrake Springs Productions, Good Morning Productions

Rating Distribution

User Ratings

5 Stars65%
1235
4 Stars25%
475
3 Stars8%
152
2 Stars2%
38
1 Stars0%
0
Total: 1,900 ratings

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