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Lawyer Luau
Lawyer Luau
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Lawyer Luau

2002
45m
Horror

Status

Released

Release

2002

Runtime

45m

Storyline

Debbie plays Patty Hampton, a lawyer, who’s bleeding a businessman (Luke Marlowe) dry due to a frivolous lawsuit. Unable to put food on his table due to the financial strain, he decides to kidnap Ms. Hampton and cook her for his evening meal. Believing it’s only a joke to get even with her, Patty goes along with the whole thing until she realizes too late that Shultz is all too serious. See a fully nude Debbie D tenderized with a massager, covered in cooking oil, and then marinated with champagne. Black comedy at its best!

Score Distribution

Details

Status
Released
Runtime
45m
Jun 14, 2002
Director
Gary Whitson
Production
W.A.V.E. Productions
W.A.V.E. Productions

Top Cast

2 Cast Members

Debbie D

Debbie D

Luke Marlowe

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