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"He stole their jewels. All they reported was the robbery."
A struggling pulp fiction writer who doubles as an incompetent jewel thief. He gets caught in the act every time, but he uses his looks and charm to make the best of it. Soon he becomes a celebrity. Wealthy women start leaving their jewels out like milk and cookies for Santa Claus in hopes that the sex thief will unlawfully invade their domiciles.
26 Cast Members
Jennifer Westbrook
Emily Barrow
David Warbeck
Grant Henry
Gerald Taylor
Herbert Barrow
Michael Armstrong
Sergeant Plinth
Terence Edmond
Inspector Smith
Diane Keen
Judy Martin
Christopher Neil
Guy Hammond
Harvey Hall
Jacobi
Gloria Maley
Angie
Christopher Biggins
Porky Prescott
Christopher Mitchell
Wensleydale
Eric Deacon
Crabshaw
James Aubrey
1st Reporter
Dave Carter
Jeweller
Veronica Doran
Meter Attendant
Beatrice Shaw
Flower Seller
Henry Rayner
Constable
Susan Glanville
Florinda Prescott
Deirdre Costello
Jezebel
David Landor
Guido
