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"A micro movie musical"
On the eve of her 29th birthday, an internet user discovers that 30-year-olds with minimal prospects are secretly being culled from society.
11 Cast Members
Lindsey Steinert
The User
Kalyne Coleman
Jess the Crafts Vlogger
Brendan George
Simon Skincare
Amanda Centeno
Personality vlogger
Octavia Chavez-Richmond
Astrology YouTuber
Jenny Nguyen Nelson
Theatre vlogger
Grace Oberhofer
Stork Bundle (voice)
Elyse Steingold
Reaction vlogger
Adam Weppler
Artist YouTuber
Adrianna Aguilar
Jogging vlogger
Michael Johnson
Culture critic YouTuber
