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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

2025

1h 53m

Status

Released

Release

October 10, 2025

Runtime

1h 53m

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6

Buy

5

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Storyline

"Everything is under control."

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

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Details

Status: Released
Runtime: 1h 53m
: October 10, 2025
Digital Release: November 18, 2025
Languages: English
Spanish
Director: Mary Bronstein
Production: A24 Central Pictures
Fat City Bronxburgh
Production Countries: United States of America

Top Cast

Rose Byrne

Rose Byrne

Linda

Conan O'Brien

Conan O'Brien

Therapist

A$AP Rocky

A$AP Rocky

James

Danielle Macdonald

Danielle Macdonald

Caroline

Delaney Quinn

Delaney Quinn

Child

Mary Bronstein

Mary Bronstein

Dr. Spring

Ivy Wolk

Ivy Wolk

Diana

Mark Stolzenberg

Mark Stolzenberg

Parking Attendant

Manu Narayan

Manu Narayan

Landlord

Christian Slater

Christian Slater

Father

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