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Self Portraits or: How to talk endearingly to possible victims
Self Portraits or: How to talk endearingly to possible victims
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Self Portraits or: How to talk endearingly to possible victims

2023
7m
Science Fiction
Romance
Drama

Status

Released

Release

2023

Runtime

7m

Storyline

"One day your eyes will be mine..."

Quinn is a grade school teacher who is exploited by a group of memoryless individuals who reeducate his long-term partner Amy.

Score Distribution

Details

Status
Released
Runtime
7m
Jun 20, 2023
Director
Grant Lee Bomar
Grant Lee Bomar
Production
Big Board Films
Big Board Films
Production Countries
United States of America

Top Cast

5 Cast Members

Bryson Bonta

Bryson Bonta

Quinn

Caitlin McPhail

Caitlin McPhail

The Siren

Leslie North

Leslie North

Amy Moellering

Wilbur Fitzgerald

Wilbur Fitzgerald

The Teacher

Malik Whitfield

Amy 2

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