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World famous super spy and chimney expert Santa Claus comes out of retirement to save the world from the most dangerous terrorist the world has ever known.
25 Cast Members
Andy Mogren
Santa Claus
Freddie Wong
Kris Kringle/Frostbite
Ellary Porterfield
Miss Eltoe
Nick Rutherford
Government Agent
Steve Zaragoza
Doc
Joe Bereta
Victor Von Eyepatch
Paul Prado
Nutcracker
Benji Dolly
Master Of Ceremonies
Desmond Dolly
Rhymsey
Peter Gilroy
Computer Expert Goon
Ethan Newberry
Elf In Rockefeller Plaza
Brian Firenzi
New York City Cop
W. Alex Reeves
Siberian Guard
Alex Barbatsis
Snowmobile Goon
Burnie Burns
Clumsy Skiing Goon 1
Gavin Free
Clumsy Skiing Goon 2
Will Campos
Chimney Goon 1
Jamie Lukaszewski
Chimney Goon 2
Tony Cavalero
The Real Funny Goon/"Turtle Doves?!"
Carlo Vega
Bartender
