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The enigmatic hero, a speechless child and a ragtag motley crew journey through a zombie filled apocalyptic landscape to seek shelter in a medieval fun park whilst being pursued by a deranged lunatic.
22 Cast Members
Adam Rowland
Sir John the Unflappable
Scott Major
Cormac the Shepard
Tim Spriggs
Warren the Exasperated
James Mason
Cormac the Chiro
Ian Smith
Mike the Thaumaturge
Brooke Tomlinson
Becky the Sacrosanct
Don Bridges
Bruce the Druid
Kym Valentine
Connie the Phlegmatic
Lawrence Ola
Rongo the Gatekeeper
Matt Mirams
Ian the Ham
Verity East
Angela the Intrapreneur
Carlia Capozza
Nyssa the Inamorata
Kanya Om
Nurse Osbourne the Befuddled
Ellie Stewart
The Child
Adam La Rosa
Eric the Bald
Lee Mason
The Child's Father
Melissa Claire
Self
Michael Morley
Guy the Equable
Jeanette Coppolino
Charlie
Terry Yeboah
Akeem the Medieval Knight
