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How (Not) to Become a Vampire
How (Not) to Become a Vampire
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How (Not) to Become a Vampire

2011
7m
Comedy
Fantasy
Horror

Status

Released

Release

2011

Runtime

7m

Storyline

In order to win over a girl, Roy tries to change into what he believes she desires, which happen to be a vampire. But can he make a complete transformation and become something that he isn't destined to be? We can only hope Roy knows what he is doing.

Score Distribution

Details

Status
Released
Runtime
7m
Sep 2, 2011
Languages
English
Director
Keram Malicki-Sánchez
Keram Malicki-Sánchez
Production
Constant Change Productions
Constant Change Productions
Lori Fischburg Productions
Lori Fischburg Productions
Production Countries
Canada
United States of America

Top Cast

7 Cast Members

Joshua Fischburg

Terry

Ricky Rosenbaum

Roy

Bernadette Jones

Roy's Mom

William L. May

Roy's Dad

Darian Kani-Sanchez

Emo Pizza Delivery Kid

Maria Jose Salcedo Sanchez

Margo

Hadley Kay

Hadley Kay

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