© 2026 The Couch Critic
Status
Released
Release
2017
Runtime
48m
"The straightest of guys. The bendiest of roads. The Most incredible journey."
Zack McHammertime's lifelong dream of becoming rich and famous just might come true as iCONS, a local singing competition, promises its victor $100 billion. To mask his total lack of talent, Zack hires backstory-less friends(?) Troy McDropthebass and Danny McMotorboat, as well as 6 foot 3-year old orphan Chad McCoolkid to form the greatest boyband the world has ever known: Four Straight Guys.
12 Cast Members
Alasdair Lindsay
Zack McHammertime (uncredited)
Matthew Vivian
Danny McMotorboat (uncredited) / Chad's Mum
Josh Harper
Troy McDropthebass (uncredited)
Ali Keeling
Chad McCoolkid (uncredited)
John Broad
Big "BJ" John
Nick Tovey
iCONs Audition Judge / iCONs Finalist
Emmanuelle Ford
Fourth Straight Guy
Ketziah Broad
Fourth Straight Guy
Jon Hawkins
iCONs Car Park Attendant
Meg Brittle
iCONs Finalist
Keren Smith
iCONs Finalist (as Keren Broad)
Esther Richards
iCONs Finalist (as Esther Norris)
