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"He doesn't care if you're naughty or nice."
You'd better watch out - Santa Claus Willie T. Soke is coming to town, and he doesn't care if you've been naughty or nice. Wille's favorite holiday tradition is to fill his sacks with loot lifted from shopping malls across the country. But this year his plot gets derailed by a wisecracking store detective, a sexy bartender, and a kid who's convinced Willie is the real Santa Claus.
39 Cast Members
Billy Bob Thornton
Willie
Tony Cox
Marcus
Lauren Graham
Sue
Brett Kelly
The Kid
Lauren Tom
Lois
John Ritter
Bob Chipeska
Bernie Mac
Gin
Ajay Naidu
Hindustani Troublemaker
Alex Borstein
Milwaukee Mom with Photo
Lorna Scott
Milwaukee Mother
Harrison Bieker
Milwaukee Boy
Alexandra Korhan
Drum Set Girl
Dylan Charles
Milwaukee Bratty Kid
Billy Gardell
Milwaukee Security Guard
Lisa Ross
Milwaukee Bartender
Bryan Callen
Miami Bartender
Tom McGowan
Harrison
Grace Calderon
Big Booty Woman
Christine Pichardo
Photo Elf
Bucky Dominick
Nintendo Deer Hunter 3 Boy
