Sideshow Cinema

What do you do when you fall into a vat of Viagra, and your entire body turns hard as a rock? Start a league of tawdry superheroes, of course! The invincible Doc Mild teams up with walking cell phone Chip Martin, genius Math McCue, and the obnoxious voice of Pamela Mae Sweet to fight the All-Crazy terrorist network. But their employer, President Douche of the United States of Martica, is hiding a dangerous secret. Will the "Tight 50" hold off the evildoers long enought to discover the sinister plan? And just what is the Leader of the Free World Market carrying in that little black box?

Everyone has an off day...but Malcolm didn't know how off his day would be when he calls in sick to work. Apart from causing himself physical damage as he tries to get through his day, he must also contend with the Bat Girl, a wild child raised in a cave, who has just escaped from a sanitarium. Throw in a deranged president of the United States, a sinister hypnotist, and a dose of media madness, and Malcolm finds out what sick time really means.

From the Sideshow Cinema archives! An unscrupulous temp agency finds a way create the ideal work force. Raise the dead and send them off on jobs. No pay, no lunches,no insurance needed. Just a cold corpse. A black satire on the work ethic gone wild.

In an alternate Earth, there is peace.No wars, little violence, and cooperation between countries. In other words, a planet without men. But an alien offers this worldthe chance to repoplulate their civilization with a new breed of male hybrids.

A blast from the past from Sideshow Cinema! Finding out that suicide is more complicated than you think is the theme of these two dark comedies. In Curtains a distraught man finds out what Limbo is really like as he hears the life stories from his fellow travelers. Potential Sins examines the birthday party from Hell when the guest of honor decides to off himself!

Who's committing all these senseless crimes? And how do you stop a madman? With mad police? The DIP squad is called in to combat the lunatic criminal, The Lemon Man! It's one thing to die on stage, but you shouldn't have to die off stage; and wait a minute! That's the real thing on the floor! That's not stage blood! Watch Malcolm regret calling in sick when his world is invaded by psycho politicians, a wild child, and a mad hypnotist! Poor Malcolm is in for a sick time!

A psychopath known as the "Bow Tie Killer" terrorizes the area as he ruthlessly kills young women. A pair of lurid lovers take advantage of the killer's MO to enact a murder of their own.