Mystic Night Pictures

Jonathon Grant is a very paranoid writer and illustrator. He specializes in works of horror. He also suffers from hellish nightmares and delusions. Now he must convince everyone that something is seriously wrong with his wife and that it is not his paranoia. But what is real and what isn't. Jonathon must find out. Along his way he hears evil voices, sees creatures swimming in the river, faces in the trees warn him, and the masked man continues to chase him.

Vladimir Dracula III, a relative of the original Dracula, has seen better days. He's bald, has blue skin, has trouble talking, and he keeps the three vampire women he created locked up in his dirty, disgusting basement full of blue tarps. When a sexy vampiress ninja starts attacking people for their blood, two sassy FBI agents suspect that Vlad is behind it. He hires a lawyer and falls in love at first sight. Unfortunately she has her own baggage in the form of Tony, a pig of a boyfriend that wants to bully Vlad and oil up his thralls. Vlad's only chance for happiness is to prove his innocence and get Tony out of the picture.

This experimental film plays like the one man stage shows done by many great comics. Alan Putts has died but who is he? His friends, family, and those who knew him get together to tell his life story from beginning to end. Some have nice things to say some do not. We learn that he was a war hero, factory worker, radio DJ, had a dog name Poo, was addicted to sugar packets, and could whistle out of his... well you'll find out.