Lance Valenteen makes a living as "Mr. Fix It," a man who gets hired by men that have just recently been dumped by their girlfriend. Lance dates the guys' ex-girlfriend and becomes the worst date possible, sending the girl back into her ex-boyfriends arms. But when Lance gets hired by Bill Smith to get Sophia Fiori back, Lance, for the first time, starts falling for one of his marks.

Two thieves compete with a madman in their search for an ancient relic which can create an army of evil souls.