Gonzoriffic Films

Exmin the Valkyrie has returned from the deep, deep cleavage of the universe with an interplanetary collection of aliens, vampires, monsters, and all manner of screaming and vibrating treasures from Gonzoriffic including "Space Boobs In Space," "Lapdance at the Gates of Hell," "Ghosted," and many more.

Bad Girl Dracula and the master vampire Brinke Stevens would reflect on their supernaturally sultry adventures if they could only cast a reflection.

Four tales of terror: "Blood Witch": A twisted Goth girl summons a murderous seventeenth century witch to exact gory revenge on anyone who crosses her path. "Mike Wuz Here": Night shift workers at an old movie theater are terrorized by the ghost of a former employee who committed suicide in the building. "One Foot In The Grave": When a beautiful young dancer loses one of her feet due to malpractice, she uses black magic to bring the severed appendage back to life. "Slay Ride": Left behind by her family on Christmas eve, a teenage delinquent punk chick quickly becomes surrounded by murder and mayhem.

In this fake documentary that skewers the world of no-budget camcorder cinema, amateur filmmaker Ed Benjamin and his kid sister Meredith put their savings into producing a direct-to-video sexy vampire flick. They foolishly hire ex-soap star Veronica Weaver as the lead, whose eccentricities and diva behavior threaten to wreck the entire production.

Suburban housewife Doris Wishman goes on a moral crusade to bring down the deviant women of Castle Humpinstein in this cheap satire of cheap '60s sexploitation flicks.

A woman's social life is forever changed when her living room sofa develops an appetite for the ladies.

The footage from Ed and Meredith's sexy vampire flick may have been destroyed, but their embarrassing video diaries survived.

Rival suburban divorcees Bettie and Joan must set aside their differences and work together to defeat an infestation of bloodthirsty cloth dolls.

A pair of mad doctors conduct a "sexperiment" on the viewer by showing a series of bizarre movies featuring lesbian zombies and video vixens. The film features various short films from Andrew Shearer's Gonzoriffic Films, including: Powerless, Bikini Gorilla, Mae of the Dead, Barbara, The Gash and more.

When Jerry's cable goes out, his provider dispatches a sexy necromancer that turns his TV into a doorway into the bizarre world of underground cinema!