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It's been a year since Katya's wedding so now Dasha is getting ready to marry.
Feb 2017
Love comes without asking. Often not to those, not so and not then. Can a genuine feeling survive when everything started wrong and the whole world is against it? Give up everything or give up? Burn or survive?
Apr 2024
Masha has to save her brother, who fell under the spell of the forest's evil spirits and turned into a goat. To break the terrible curse, the girl has to join forces with the fairy tale heroes she has known since childhood—the three bears.
Nov 2025
In a magical faraway land, in a picturesque little village nestled among green meadows and rolling hills, lives a flock of carefree sheep. But their pastoral and stress-free life is interrupted when a pack of wolves sets up camp in the nearby ravine.
Apr 2016
After suffering a shipwreck during a meteor shower, the clumsy and comical alien Snorp finds himself in a predicament. His home planet is five light-years away from Earth, and waiting for help could take an eternity. Along with that, a greedy swindler is intent on stealing his advanced technology. Only curious boy Nikita and his family can save the stranded and help him return home.
Mar 2025
The evil sorceress destroys Santa Claus' staff, and now the New Year is under threat, because Santa Claus disappears without his staff. Only the Snowman can save the holiday and fix everything.
Dec 2025
Moscow, early 20th century: Stray dog Samson, fleeing from animal catchers, finds himself in the Bolshoy Theater, where he meets charming Margot, a pet of prima ballerina Anastasia. The plot thickens as the unique tiara that belonged to the Queen of Great Britain and that Anastasia has to wear in the fourth act, is stolen from the dressing room. Without the tiara, the show cannot go on, so Margot and Samson have to save the day to the sounds of the great Georges Bizet.
Dec 2023
For two months a serial killer has been terrorizing the city of St. Petersburg. Every Wednesday a girl between 9 and 12 years old is the victim. The brutality of the maniac plunges city residents into horror. Parents are afraid of leaving their children alone on the street. The press reinforces the atmosphere of fear and hysteria.
Oct 2008
When a golf ball strikes a frog residing in a city park, the creature transforms into a beautiful woman Vasilisa. Ivan, pressured by his wealthy father to get married, seizes the opportunity and presents Vasilisa as his girlfriend. Vasilisa revels in her newfound human life, but as twilight descends, she reverts to her frog form. It is revealed that Vasilisa was cursed by an evil magician. To break the spell and become human once more, she must receive a kiss of genuine love.
Lyuba flees her abusive husband for a mysterious retreat with friends. Surreal rituals and haunting visions reveal dark secrets, pushing her to confront a terrifying choice: escape or succumb to a chilling fate.
Dec 2022
Minsk, Belarus, 1996. Velya, an aspiring DJ, wants to move to Chicago to make her dreams come true, but bureaucracy, a phone line and the human condition will put obstacles in her way that will be difficult to avoid.
Aug 2018
A young swindler Roma deceives a wealthy old man out of his inheritance. Along with the property, he inherits four gnomes – good magical creatures capable of finding ancient treasures. But their power can only be used for good deeds. Roma, through deceit, begins to exploit them to get rich, but with each bad act, the power of the mysterious creatures wanes.
May 2025
Ancient Rus. The hero Svyatogor defeated the evil Sorcerer who wanted to conquer Rus - to do this, he used magic to turn into a Dragon. Svyatogor hid three artifacts (the claw, eye, and vein of the Dragon) in the modern world so that evil would never return. But because of the schoolboy Vanya, the Sorcerer's beloved enters our time. She wants to find these artifacts, resurrect the Dragon, and bring her betrothed back to life. Together with two heroes from ancient Rus, Vanya must find the villain and prevent her from carrying out her plan.
May 2026
A strict physics teacher tries to dissuade her teenage son from leaving school and becoming a professional skateboarder. She makes a bet with him that if he competes in a major skateboarding competition, he will stay in school. Under the guidance of her failing student, she learns to skate, unaware that she is putting her career and reputation at risk.
Petya is almost 40 years old, he works as a chef in a restaurant and by his age he had achieved little in life. Petya has a wife and two children, but he is not respected by them. One day, he goes to his parents cottage, where he finds a box of old toys. Among them, he finds his favorite toy, Petrushka, because his name is the same as his own. Petya puts Petrushka on his arm, and a miracle happens - the toy comes to life. Now Petya has a difficult struggle with his alter ego, which will make him a real man.
Apr 2026
Fantasy based on a script by Natalia Dobrovolskaya.
Nov 2026
St. Petersburg. Friends Lera, Valya, and Olya perform a mystical ritual for fun, and suddenly Catherine the Great herself materializes in the kitchen amidst the candles. The crowned empress quickly embraces the 21st century: she tries cappuccino, searches for the "Kareta" fare on a taxi app, and that night, she discovers a dance floor with a bang. The friends are delighted, until they notice that reality around them is beginning to shift.
Continuation of the fairy tale "The Frog Princess" with Valentina Lyapina and Nikita Kologriv.
Mar 2026
The heroes of the first part return and team up with the characters of the second part of the Big Trip franchise! But their enemies Python and Vulture are not asleep either! Where it all started, that's where it all ends! And our heroes will win as always!
Jul 2024
They say love gives you wings. But no one knows what to do with these wings...
Jan 1998