A docu-comedy feature film about a once-famous millionaire "business artist" forced to confront his own legendarily obnoxious behavior, while trying to find love through fame.

Desperate to save their marriage, a man takes his restless wife on a kayaking trip in New York City's Jamaica Bay as the tension of what goes unsaid threatens to drown their relationship.

Joseph Avedon is a thirty-something loser who dreams of being a great artist, but he has no talent. When forced to confront his failures in art and love, hallucinations and self delusion begin tear apart his wannabe life.