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According to Elena Novikova, from birth, every woman hears this infernal mechanism: "the ticking clock." This ticking dictates when to get married, when to have children, how to look, and where to be. By 30, this sound becomes deafening, by 45, it becomes background noise, and by 56, Novikova claims, zen finally sets in. Elena dissects every stage of the female "obstacle course": from beauty standards, ageism, maternal exploits, to menopause.
May 2026
Prince Romanovsky's estate is burned down to the ground, and his family is exterminated by a French detachment led by the madman Elif Courage. Young Mikhail miraculously survives, saved by a mysterious lone partisan whom the French call the Ghost. Dreaming of revenge, the prince sets out with the Ghost, unaware of the trials that lie ahead...
Apr 2026
Young artist Rustam is in love with the beautiful Madina. To get her attention, he decides to give her the gift of her dreams, a pair of wonderful Ochi-3000 glasses. Rustam sets off to Gigapolis in his old flying Volga taxi. He has to make 300 trips to collect the necessary amount of money and fulfill Madina's wish.
Dec 2024