Kurka Wodna Productions

When a forgotten director gets the chance to make his historical film, creative visions clash when the producer considers turning it into erotica.

A savage parody of the Polish film industry, where a self-appointed director and his hapless sidekick, joined by a bumbling businessman, attempt to make a blockbuster without a script, driven only by egos and the promise of cash. Their shoot devolves into a farce of unpaid castings, half-naked auditions, and Tarantino-inspired delusions, ensuring disaster from the first clapperboard.

Six girls decide to spend the bachelorette party of one of them in a remote medieval castle in the Sudetenland. Thirsty for sensation, they eagerly listen to a bloody legend related to the history of the castle, which is told by a quirky caretaker. What they don't know is that the story is not a contrived fairy tale, but a description of events that took place here hundreds of years ago, the consequences of which continue to this day. They will have to face powers they had no idea existed.

The adventures of self-proclaimed and overzealous director Mariusz and his two companions Gregory and Peter, who, after a failed attempt to make a film and escape from their creditors, nevertheless decide to finish the film and become giants of world cinema and shoebusiness sharks.

Continuation of the adventures of two exceptionally talented filmmakers ? Mariusz and Michal. After a break of several years, they again decide to make a film starring beautiful girls. It is to be a very scary horror film, the action of which will take place in a gloomy castle. They begin to complete the cast. Only this time the girls are not as naive as before, and are not going to pay either for casting or for possible roles in the film... But will such trifles be enough to prevent our heroes from conquering Hollywood?

Mariusz, thrown out of his videotape rental business - the only legitimate job he ever held - decided to... make a movie and finally earn big money. He knows that this film will never be seen by anyone anyway, so he doesn't worry too much about the script. Using the experience he's gained over the years on the job, he decides to make a one-of-a-kind film that will incorporate all known film genres in its form and content.