Bender

Two troubled men spend the day taking care of one another.

A guest speaker teaches that properties of scale (Big and Small) have no connection with something's moral status (Good and Bad). Things take a turn when the students he speaks to begin pointing out the glaring holes in his philosophy.

Will channels his genius into a moneymaking scheme. Meanwhile, Kyle commits a faux pas at the park.

Phil sabotages an intimate holiday gathering when he attempts to gift his childhood friend's fiancé something special.