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Browse 6 movies from Blood Pact Films
Watch Me, Torture Me, Tape Me, follow Faceless as he catalogues his stalking, kidnapping and torturing of his victims. His victims range from privileged socialites and the financially desperate promised salvation through a deadly game.
Jan 2026
When an ancient evil resurfaces, Sister Mary Rose doesn't run - she fights. With demons from her past and monsters in her sights, she's about to prove that hell hath no fury like a nun with nothing left to lose.
May 2025
When a miracle drug is pulled from shelves due to devastating side effects, society spirals into chaos. Amid the unrest, Old Hippie Peat reconnects with his survivalist son as they navigate a treacherous escape from the city. Can they survive the turmoil?
Nov 2024
A hot dog-loving, Hatfield, Pennsylvania cryptid has been rediscovered and people need you to know about it. Join Hatfield residents, Crick Foot lovers, and scientists as they try to track him down.
Feb 2024
After a homemade psychedelic smoothie results in a tragic accident, a carefree stoner is forced to hide the death of her girlfriend and live with the consequences. When the woman she loved returns from the grave as a flesh-hungry undead presence, grief turns to obsession and devotion becomes dangerous. Blending splatter comedy, queer romance, and grindhouse horror, the film explores how far someone will go to preserve love when it refuses to stay buried.
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The story of two best friends, Fish and Rex. After Fish crosses a local gang member, they strike a deal for their lives. Time is running out, just one problem. The dead girl in the living room, and they are being watched. Now they must figure out how to ditch the body, do the deal and save their lives. Join our two bumbling, yet lovable heroes on an adventure. Full of friendship, debauchery, necrophilia and rubber duckies.
Oct 2024