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Browse 40 movies from Bill Zebub Productions
A bizarre weather phenomenon destroys parts of Clifton, New Jersey. Residents are advised to flee, but a few remain to test Fate. The storm is a symbol for change. Those who face the unknown can get swept up in the frightening current, but those who let Life make changes for them (accepting changes passively) become destroyed. This is beyond horror or science fiction. It is a movie that was written in the manner of an ancient Greek play. The dialogue is everything.
Jun 2017
Rachel's lover has been secretly using penis-enlargement cream that has an unusual side effect which ultimately leads to an abomination. Meanwhile, Vanna supports her boyfriend Dick, who is a modern-day Victor Frankenstein. The search for the rampaging monster intensifies as more victims fall prey.
Mar 2016
In this movie, people become zombies by repeating too many politically-correct statements. The few remaining free-thinkers fight for survival. The reason why the movie is called "Dickless Zombies" is because conformists remove the genitals of any zombie that is killed - the elements would degrade the clothing, which would result in the penis being revealed to any passerbyer. (No, there isn't any depiction of this removal on screen). This shows how stupid average Americans are.
Sep 2021
You have never seen bands interviewed like this! Most metal celebrities never expect journalists to ask the most bizarre questions ever imagined, that is, unless they are familiar with "The Grimoire of Exalted Deeds: magazine. Editor "Bill Zebub" has conducted some of the most outrageous metal interviews in history. Whether he irritated the bands or made them laugh, his antics made for interviews that you couldn't stop reading, and now the craziest moments have been compiled in one gigantic collection! METAL RETARDATION says it all. Are you ready to become METALLY RETARDED?
May 2009
BREAKING HER WILL follows the path of one of the most twisted villains ever to appear on screen. What he does to his captive hitch hiker creates an atmosphere of utterly demented sleaze. Written by Bill Zebub
In this extreme sexploitation horror shocker, a psychotic priest travels through a seemingly idyllic suburban landscape and uses his collar to secure the trust of a series of beautiful young women before subjecting these poor beauties to increasingly sadistic bouts of sexual assault. Director Bill Zebub has trimmed all of the filler from the standard serial killer movie and replaced it with a near constant barrage of depraved sexual horror. "Most serial killer films favor soap opera dialogue and speculation-depictions of the killer doing anything but the vile deeds for which he became famous. This movie shows ONLY the deranged part of the serial killer's story." - Bill Zebub WARNING: This film contains graphic nudity and sexual assault and in intended only for mature audiences.
Oct 2010
In this society, puppets and humans live in harmony, but that is polite fiction. Iconoclastic director, Bill Zebub, set out to make an absurd movie that hid wisdom in foolishness. Erin Brown, also known as Misty Mundae in some circles, stars alongside Lydia Lael in a strange film that you can enjoy without trying to delve deeper into the meaning. There is no correct interpretation. This is art, and as such, the experience is what you decide that it is.
Dec 2020
If you think it's funny to watch a drunkard, think of the fun you'll have watching someone on acid. This movie follows a doomed character who can't seem to go a day without tripping, venturing into one misadventure after another. Yes, taking acid can make a normal routine, like going to work, seem like an odyssey, complete with monsters (toilet sharks), perils (the sidewalk turning into an inferno), and beautiful maidens. Peter Steele from Type O Negative guest stars in this unusual comedy.
Aug 2005
Druids resurrect the partially mummified remains of Jesus. They force the zombified Christ to commit unspeakable acts as their sect prepares to rule a new age of mankind.
A film entirely made with dolls. Including everything you could ever want in a nice little offensive package.
Jul 2006
A perverted landlord goes on a rape spree. His tenant is mentally ill, and the landlord alters the crime scenes in a way that will implicate the schizophrenic, that is, if the bodies are ever found. Will the rampage continue unchecked?
May 2012
Rachel Crow stars as a woman who is approached by a man who has kidnapped her daughter. If the woman complies with the man's wishes, then the daughter will be set free. If not, the wishes will be carried out on the daughter.
Dec 2014
Thriller about a villain who specializes in home invasions. He breaks in, drugs the liquids in the fridge, and waits for his victims to lose consciousness. Then his fun begins.
Nov 2019
Nearing the end of WWII, Nazis realize that their defeat is imminent, so a handful of them board a plane bound for Argentina, where they plan to live in hiding. During the flight, lightning hits the plane and the SS parachute onto an island populated by savages. Atrocities await.
Oct 2014
Rampaging army ants have nested inside a living human body, whose unwilling host discovers that when he's attacked, the ants defend their home. Thus begins a tragic tale of what happens when the powerless become powerful.
Nov 2011
An inept janitor is fired after repeated offenses, which triggers a brutal kind of revenge, which he takes out on the female workers.
Nov 2012
Puppets live alongside humans peacefully, but suddenly their behavior becomes depraved. Is such criminal activity rare, or is the media blowing things out of proportion, making cops look like sadistic gunslingers and causing people to distrust them, each other, and most of all, puppets. Is the apocalypse coming, or is the fear-mongering just a great way for News programs to get advertising money? Wait – that makes this movie sound like a serious allegory. Change that. This movie has more wtf moments than you can imagine. It’s high brow and low brow at the same time.
Jun 2015
This is a comedy about a guy who watches an awful DVDr that was made by one of those fake directors who sell their crap at horror conventions and decides that he too will make a bad movie and sell it for $30 a copy.
Jan 2006
A woman who is researching alien abductions for a book receives increasing reports of nocturnal attackers who are described as resembling Santa Claus. She enlists the aid of a scholar of mythology to see if the legend of Santa has a darker side, and what she discovers is more horrifying than she could never have expected.
Nov 2016
At the beach, a pumpkin washes ashore and is promptly and cruelly destroyed by two young women frolicking on the sand. When they crush the pumpkin, their legs are covered in an inexplicable red liquid. Fast forward to Mischief Night when these same two women and their friends find themselves being stalked by a killer Pumpkin Man. Is he just a sicko in a costume or something more bizarre that has marked them for death?
Apr 2010