Tükenmez Kalem Film

Kahpe Bizans tells us the story of Yetis Bey (Cem Davran) and his struggle with Byzantian Emperor (Illetyus) in a humorous way.

Fed up with South America’s heat, the Maya, lured by rumors of golden soil, migrate to Anatolia, settling near Bağcılar and blending their advanced techniques with Turkish tribal culture. Their rapid rise, however, alarms Byzantium: peace-loving Emperor Klitor III is an avid Maya admirer, but his scheming wife, Empress Klitorya V, and his brother Muhteris conspire to eliminate Klitor, then abduct all Maya women to the imperial dungeons. Their twisted plan? By “improving” Byzantine lineage with Maya genetics while the men take local wives—“only God should know loneliness”—they intend to dilute the Maya’s flawless DNA into common stock.

Intersecting stories of a group of people. Arif owns a grocery store. He lives alone. He has borrowed money from a loan shark. The loan shark frequently comes to collect his debt. But Arif has no way to pay off his debt. Ayten moves to Izmir after working as a singer in nightclubs for years. She shops at Arif's store. Ayten and Arif become friends. Arif and his apprentice kill the loan sharks. Aşkın is Ayten's neighbor. He works at a nightclub. A boy named Cem is in love with Aşkın. One night, he and his friend raid the nightclub to kidnap Aşkın. Aşkın escapes and takes refuge with Ayten. Aşkın tries to leave the city. Meanwhile, Arif's apprentice disappears.