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Harry Pattern is about to create a story by himself using a magic pen.

An anthology of short films play while a man and woman on a date watch them on their laptop; John Wig finally meets a woman he likes. He visits her but gets drunk and passes out, leaving her to watch his last movie all by herself.

The consequences of a hotter, sunnier planet shift the legendary Jedi master into entrepreneur mode to set up a shingle and sell some shade.

Amanda is moving into a new home far away from her previous city life. She is updating her family on the move and how she feels about it when she starts seeing things on her phone - and this is just the first story.

Actor Rick Smiley Dolphin gained fame and fortune by starring in triple X films but now he struggles to find meaningful work in Hollywierd. He spends most of his time licking lollipops with Cliff Power Boost, his easygoing best friend and longtime sex body double. Rick also happens to live next door to Roman Polanowski’s son and Shannon Tattoo -- the another porn star and promising actress whose future will forever be altered by members of the Charlie Don’t Even Mention and his Family.

Two girlfriends are trapped in a haunted apartment building, one slowly loses her mind, and both have no chance of escape.