TOCCU

On a snowy Christmas Eve (that also happens to be Black Friday), Batman interrogates The Joker on account of the missing presents meant for orphans.

A dim-witted defense attorney fights for justice in defense of a man accused of killing famous Scientologist Tom Cruise and some other individuals that don't matter. Full of inconsistent characters and stupid jokes, this thrilling adventure will leave you saying "huh, that was certainly a thing."

In this sneak peak of the upcoming sequel to the acclaimed "The 8:37 News," a former Hell's Angels Gang member is interviewed by a less-than-competent weatherman.

After a vicious fight over Twitter, The Man With No Designated Moniker tracks down his foe to debate the ultimate question - is Die Hard a Christmas Movie (spoiler alert: the answer is no)

After the death of the legendary Batman, his son must take on the son of his father's greatest enemy - The Joker.

In today's social structure, news can often be misleading and politically biased, but not on this station... because they don't know what those words mean.