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Browse 72 movies from Polonia Brothers Entertainment
Join John Polonia and Matt Satterly as they head to the shore for a few days of booze and babes! Little do they know a sadistic killer with a sharp knife is tagging along, leaving a trail of bodies in his wake. What is the terrible secret behind all the slayings?
Jun 2018
Two friends on a road trip pass through a town where aliens are landing and feeding upon the some of the civilians.
May 1996
A killer mutated teddy bear film from Mark Polonia.
May 2024
Fear Forest is a run down haunted attraction with a dark past. Several unexplained deaths occurred in the attraction that were never solved. Years later, it is being torn down, and the project is being overseen by Mr. Malichi Bones, a man with his own secret past. Helping him clean out the property for demolition are a group of people in a work-release program, working off various fines for their past criminal behavior. It isn't long before old haunts return and bloody murders begin. Is it one of the criminals, Mr. Malichi, or could it possibly be the animatronic monsters represented by Frankenstein’s Bride, A vampire, a werewolf or an Egyptian mummy? A night of terror begins as the doors lock and no one can escape.....Alive!
Jul 2025
A mafia drug lord has unleashed a new, highly addictive stimulant on the streets called HT25, derived from sharks held captive in a secret lab, and which causes monstrous side effects. After an explosion and leak at the lab, an army of mutated, bloodthirsty sharks and other creatures are set loose on the world.
Sep 2023
An antique Christmas Elf decoration holds the key to decades of pent up evil and anger from beyond the grave. Three Paranormal investigators are hired by a desperate real estate agent to cleanse a house, or find the reason as to why no tenant stays very long in the ominous structure. Over the course of 3 nights, the team discovers more about the supernatural happenings than they care to uncover. It's a holiday wrapping of horror with no escape!
Nov 2021
A college campus is plagued by serial murders at the hands of an ancient, evil force. Students conjure the vengeful spirit of a genie named Baba to help them stop the killings - but always be careful what you ask for when dealing with demonic forces.
Sep 2022
Shadyville is plagued by sightings of a hairy creature known as the "House Squatch". Locals are panicked and the area's powerful real estate firm is pressuring the local sheriff to stop the creature, who has taken up residence in one of their homes for sale. It's a battle of wits and wackiness as the town mobilizes to drive the creature back to the forest.
Apr 2022
Near the end of World War II, American soldiers perpetuate an unspeakable horror on a local nun. Turned away from the church, Krampus hears her cries, enacting brutal revenge - but it comes with a price. Decades later, two sisters visiting Europe on Christmas holiday are unexpectedly plunged into the nightmare web of Sister Krampus, bride to the holiday deity. They are aided by a local village woman, and together they venture into the nearby, desolate convent to unlock the secret to stopping the evil spirit once and for all.
Three college students spend the night at a supposedly haunted house.
Jan 1998
Two ladies become unlikely friends after ending up in the same cozy cabin during a snowstorm. Pillow fights, massages, and a peeping tom all come into play in this wild fun time.
May 2023
EVE, the first and only computer ever capable of managing all the automated machines on the planet at once, has been hijacked by a shadowy doomsday cult. How deep does this terrorist plot go and who can stop them? As the cyber attacks worsen, no one can figure out where they are coming from or who is responsible. The US government reluctantly recruits Mason Anderson - a wild card, rogue ex-agent - to get to the bottom of the mystery and help solve the problem. With nuclear disaster just moments away, Mason goes on the offensive with Reporter Dina Dean in tow to stop the maniacal cult leader Riker.
Jul 2012
A child's mysterious doll, once home to restless and disembodied spirits, is handed down to the occupants of a new home. The doll, found hidden in the dark recesses of the basement, is adopted by a lonely, near mute, wheel-chair bound girl. Soon the loving family is thrown into a living hell. But the violent deaths and supernatural occurrences bring the doll back into contact with the one person who may be able to help - its original owner. She knows what evil has taken roots within it, and ultimately what the spirit wants. It all leads to an explosive final showdown between psychic and demon, with the young girl's soul hanging in the balance.
May 2019
A young girl steals her dad's growth experiment infused grapes and feeds them to a pet crab. Years later, the now gigantic crustacean attacks the town!
Sep 2015
Deep within the hidden chambers of an ancient Egyptian pyramid, a shocking discovery is made: the mummified remains of an alien shark. Guarding this creature is a vengeful mystic who brings the beast back to life, unleashing it upon a group of unsuspecting researchers.
Oct 2024
After a perfect bank heist, three criminals high-tail it to an old cabin in the woods to split the $100,000 they stole. Little do they know that an alien being from a crashed saucer is prowling the woods for food. The suspense tightens as greed, fear, and paranoia split the group apart as the hungry creature closes in on them. Terror and shock in the usual Polonia Brothers tradition!
Aug 2001
Polonia Brothers horror anthology, includes four short stories of terror.
Jun 2002
A witch conjures up evil spirits in the form of malignant sunflower plants which wreak havoc on a small suburban town. And a group of bullied teens must fight to survive these and other terrors that await them on Halloween Night.
Nov 2024
Splatter Beach is a 2007 low-budget horror comedy film made by the prolific Polonia brothers. It was released on DVD by Camp Motion Pictures.Starring Erin Brown, Erika Smith, Alison Whitney, Brice Kennedy, Ken Van Sant and Dave Fife, Splatter Beach concerns a reporter who hopes to write a story on a series of disappearances that have plagued a local beach, and who finds instead a sea monster in full rubbery attire.
Oct 2007
While rehearsing for a production of Edgar Allan Poe's the Raven, three teenagers awaken the ghost of HP Lovecraft... and unleash Cthulhu on Cape Cod!
Nov 2025