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A bucket-headed backwoods maniac with a twisted origin and an even more twisted sense of retribution stalks and slaughters his way through a parade of unsuspecting victims.. and somehow, one visit to the woods just isn't enough. Somewhere between homage and full-blown parody, this no-budget splatter saga keeps escalating the carnage, the absurdity, and the body count, until the only question left is whether anyone will make it out with all their parts intact.
Junkbucket follows a group of kids, to Lake Pakajanomo for a weekend of sex, drinking, and drugs. Unfortunately, waiting for them in the woods is a bucket-headed monster who plans to kill all of them and take their junk (to make up for the fact that his were cut off by his momma as a boy). Not for the weak of parts, this satire is guaranteed to scare your junk off!
A sequel to the underground hit, Junkbucket, Junk Bonds picks up a year later as Junkbucket has found himself a family of phallic cannibals to join him in his quest to castrate most of Western Washington.