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Narco Shark and its sequels
In 1989, mexican direct to video superstar Ricky Valente was in line to write and direct NARCO SHARK, a wild and ambitious film about a Detective/Saxophonist who battles the Mexican Yakuza and a cocaine fueled Killer Shark while trying to save his marriage from falling apart and helping his awkwardly shy but sexually depraved brother in law learn some breakdancing moves. Sadly, the film was never made… until now.
Hot on the heels of the success of the first movie, Ricky Valente must battle his greatest nemesis, NARCO COP! a half man, half machine police officer with dreams of movie stardom that stands against everything that Ricky holds near and dear to his heart: drugs, magick and breakdancing! Also, there are lots of sharks... LOTS!
The inner worlds are in chaos, reality is collapsing and somehow... Hitler has returned. Now, only an extremely macho and emotionally unavailable hero can save us!