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Score magazine's Boob Cruise video collection
There's nothing funny about a boner. Most of the time, the exception to this rule is England's king of gonzo reality porn, Ben Dover. Tag along behind the viewfinder of Ben's camcorder as he invades Score Magazine's world famous boob cruise in the Caribbean. As seen on television, the boob cruise is packed with Score models ready to undress on command. Miami magazine once called it 'Spring Break for Adults.' Ben can't wait to molest and grope these super-busty sex-bombs. At sea and on land, Dover encounters an eye-popping shipload of mermaids with the biggest tits in the universe.
Score's Boob Cruise 2000 (2000) released as 140 minute VHS video. In 2003 it was released on DVD as Boobs Ahoy! (2003) With 200 minutes of video. It is the same video with added content. There is only one IMDB ID.
Big-Busted Babes Go Wilder Than Wild! Party with 25 huge-hootered babes and the editors of SCORE magazine on a luxury yacht in the Caribbean. Boob Cruise Paradise showcases all the action the Boob Cruise is famous for—the totally wild after-hour parties and gorgeous beaches—all in the company of the world's most fabulously endowed, bikini-bashing babes. This DVD combines the action of Boob Cruise '98 and Boob Cruise After Hours into a magical three-hour tour.
For every boob man who ever sailed on a Boob Cruise and every boob man who dreamt about being on one, this DVD that puts you in the middle of the action on five memorable voyages. Your shipmates are the greatest busty babes ever, from Linsey Dawn McKenzie to SaRenna Lee, Danni Ashe, Angelique, Tawny Peaks, Lorna Morgan, Busty Dusty, Chloe Vevrier, Dawn Stone and so many more! By day, they heated up the Caribbean's spectacular beaches. At night, they danced and partied into the wee hours. They wished you were there...and now you can be!
