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Welcome to Master Chow-Down Soon's Kung-Fu Academy for young ladies. If evil ninja girl Jade-Blue captures the Fire Dragon sword kept at the school, she'll rule the world. So, it's up to the Kung-Fu Girls to save the day! Luckily, they have many weapons in their arsenal. Innocent young faces stopping deadly cum shots. Nubile throats swelling from the thickness of man meat lodged deep inside. Tight little stomachs bulging with the mass of cocks being thrust into them. Elastic young asses ready to gape open on command, showing us how cute a girl's bowels can be! If you want explosive sex, bow before the Kung-Fu Girls!
With sex you get eggroll! The evil Ninja Queen has returned from outer space and is hell bent on ruling the world. This time she has an army of ninja zombies and giant green space creatures on her side! Only the Kung-Fu Girls, led by their new master Yu Suk Wang, can stop her evil plans. You'll stand up and cheer aloud as they fearlessly use their young throats, pussies and gaping assholes to save the universe!
Tits of Fury! The evil Ninja Queen is back, conjuring ancient warriors to slay the Kung-Fu Girls and their beloved master. Number one son Wanker Wang steps in to lead the girls in their struggle against this insidious evil. You'll see gravity-defying martial arts moves such as the flying throat fuck, the 180-degree vagina plunge, and the gaping asshole slam fuck. Thank God the Kung-Fu Girls are on our side!
NAKED GIRLS FIGHTING & FUCKING! Kung-Fu Girls fuck to save the world! Wang Jr. is back, training the next generation of Kung-Fu belles in the deep south. But when Dr. Dickhead and his white-trash ninjas threaten world domination, it's up to our brave, young country cunts to save us. With an arsenal of ass and a cache of cooch, nothing can stand in their way. They'll fuck and suck the enemy into submission. Kung-Fu Girls rule! Behold the power of pussy!