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18 Year Olds With Attitude 18-year olds with attitude! "Teenage grrls rule! We're 18 and cute and 'spunky'. No, that's not what 'spunky' means, pervert. If you want to fill us with your spunk, you're gonna have to buy us stuff at the mall. Watch us try on tiny shoes and impossibly short skirts. Do you like the way our wiggly butts feel as we sit on your lap? Stop peeking at our little rosebud nipples, Mister! And quit trying to work your finger between our tight, virginal lips. What's that? We maxed out your credit card? Hah-hah! Resistance to Teen Power is futile!"
18-Year Olds with Attitude Giggly Young Girls Tee-hee. You're funny, Mister. You look like you're in pain when you look at us. I wonder what you'd do if you ever saw us naked. Stop teasing? But teasing comes so natural to me and my girlfriends. Why don't you loan us your credit card to use at the mall. Then maybe -just maybe- one of us will let you lick her asshole. Or make a pouty face while she sticks her nipple in your mouth. Or even bust open her hymen! Sound like fun? This video is like that, Mister. Use your credit card to buy it!
18-Year Olds with Attitude Summer Fun Gee it's hot, Mister. Wanna take me to a movie so I can cool off? I'm old enough to get into R-rated movies, you know. Where? What kind of movies do you have at your house, Mister? Oh, the kind with girls like Cytheria, who drenches the lens when she squirts? Ew! The kind where innocent little blondes are taught to suck monster cocks and open their pussies without protest? Gee Mister, sounds like you're talking about Teen Power 3. You're nothing but a big pervert!
18-Year Olds With Attitude Leave us girls alone - not! Cum and get a piece of these horny teens! Leave Leah Luv alone, Mister. Can't you see that she's all, like, young and innocent and shit? I mean look at those braces! She did what? Ouch, did it scrape your thingee? Oh, you paid her? Well, mister, if you're ready to pay, I'm ready to play. But, you can't stick it in too far, on account of I'm a virgin and I don't want my hymen busted up before my wedding night. Whoops? What do you mean whoops, Mister? Why do I feel all warm and funny inside? Well, if you don't want me telling your wife, I think we need to take a trip to the mall. Like now!
I hope my breasts grow bigger someday. All I have are these puffy little nipples. Ha-ha! They sure get hard when you suck on them like that, Mister! Shave? No, I don't shave down there. I guess I'm just naturally smooth.
You sure are funny, Mister. Who's that sitting in your lap? Is it your little friend? Why does he have such a big, bald, mushroom head? Ha-ha, what a dork! Uh-oh, I think I made him sad, and he started crying! Poor little guy! Huh? Kiss him? Muah! Hey, that seemed to perk him up. What? He wants to play hide-n-seek? Hee-hee! That's a funny place for him to hide, Mister. He's kind of tickling my insides. It feels kinda good. Whoops! Mister, I think your li'l friend threw up inside me!
I met a guy on the internet yesterday while playing online pool. He was kicking my ass, but once I emailed him my pic, he got all lovey dovey and let me win game after game. Then he proposed a new game, "Hide the sausage." It sounded dumb and boring. But he promised me a shopping spree at the mall if I played.
18 Year Olds With Attitude 18-Year Olds With Attitude! Use it or lose it! I'm 18 and hot and I can get anything I want. Clothes, backstage passes, whatever. I laugh at 30 yr.-old hags who all get jealous when I have their men do things for me. It's not my fault! You had your chance when you were my age. If you didn't take advantage, that's your problem. "Use it, or lose it", you know? But anyway, tell your man that he needs to buy me 10 hits of ecstasy and a glowstick on his way home from work. Then he can take your boring ass out to a boring old dinner before the rave. I'll have him home by 2am - not! Ha-ha!
18-Year Olds With Attitude I'm Jennifer, Luv Me! They say little girls turn 18 everyday. Well, today's that day, bitch. Goodbye jailbait, hello legal tender. I was all revved up and ready to go. Once the clock hit midnight I snuck out my window and was on my back and knees before you could say fresh meat. In 24 hours I had a teacher, some frat boys, and even a cop! A few days ago I was made of sugar and spice and everything nice. Now I'm young, dumb, and ready for cum. Are you ready for me, mister?
18-Year olds with attitude! Me so horny! Mister, don't be worried. I'm 18. Here's my ID to prove it. Sure, I know I'm only 5 feet tall with tiny, size 5 feet. I know my cute little voice sounds like I should be in grade school. I know I'm as cute as a bug in a rug (whatever the fuck that means). But mister, I swear I'm old enough to take your cock inside me. Well, ok, maybe not the whole thing. But definitely the big fat mushroom head. And you can slide the rest in slowly...until I yelp like a frightened kitten. Then you can pull it out...or push the rest in, really rough. I'll leave it up to you mister. You always know what's right.
18 Year Olds With Attitude 18 Year Olds With Attitude! Mister, I went to the law library and looked up that case about the queer down in Texas. You were right, Mister! The Supreme Court says that you have the right to do whatever disgusting things you want in the privacy of your own home, no matter how freaky. And here I thought you were asking me to do something that was against the law! Yeah, I guess I was being silly. Now you get to do all those nasty sexual things to me, and the government can't even stop you. Huh? Oh right, I mean they can't stop "us". Well, "us" better buy some expensive things for "me" afterward, Mister!
18-Year Olds With Attitude. Celibate Celebration. Oath of celibacy? Sure I took one. After all, I want to be a good girl and not a dirty old Liberal. You can still have lots of fun when you're celibate. You can suck the cock of every fraternity boy who gets you , as long as you're careful not to spill a drop of his thick sperm. You can take huge boners up you ass and let them shoot their cum up your colon, and never have to worry about getting an abortion. Golly gee, Mister, who said being celibate had to be boring? Being moral is cool! Why do you think there's so many red states?
This here is a bumper crop of corn-fed lassies with nice heavy butter bags. Who cares if these youngsters are gonna be waddlin' around with two kids on their hip some day soon? You're gettin' 'em fresh off the vine.
18 - Year Olds with Attitude Lessons Learned I have the coolest professor. He's taught me so many cool things. Like thanks to him, I know I can take a thick, 10-inch cock up my asshole. I know I don't have to be afraid that it will hurt my insides, I can let it thrust into me full and still enjoy it! He also taught me that I can fit a billy club of a penis into my throat and then catch my breath in time to swallow about a gallon of sperm gushing out the tip. A college education sure is great. I feel sorry for all those dumb girls who couldn't get in!
18-Year Olds with Attitude You Want Me, Mister? It's obvious you do. Even though you feel like a pervert cuz you probably have a daughter my age. That's okay, I have a thing for creepy old men. Would you like to watch me wrapping my tiny little hands around your big, manly cock? My eyes opening wide as I try to fit it into my teenage mouth? Pleading with you not to bruise my appendix as you shove that huge pole up my virgin pussy? Giggling as you rain a fountain of cum onto my fresh young face? Mister, all you gotta do is "treat me right" (wink, wink) and I'll be happy to be your girlfriend on the side!
Mister, tell me again why you want me to come work at your architecture firm for fifty dollars an hour? But Mister, you're already married to a famous fashion model. Sure, she's old now and can't compare to my nubile, nineteen year-old body. I bet her lips don't feel as warm and wet when they're wrapped around your big cock. And I know she isn't as adorable looking up at you when you spray my young face with sperm. But Mister, what if she finds out and causes a stink? I don't want to end up on the cover of the New York Post!
