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Rolling blackouts suck, dude! I can't live without my heated pool and big screen TV. But thanks to Grrl Power, I've solved my energy crisis. Too bad the governor doesn't have what I do. Pert rosebud nipples, standing up beneath my starched white blouse. Round little ass cheeks, twitching nervously in your sweaty palms. Pink pussy lips, glistening with girl-dew. The tangy smell of a girl becoming a young women. Yeah, too bad! If he had all these things, he wouldn't be so Gray!
When they have a thick cock up their ass! "I didn't know big could be so big, mister, till you stuck that mean ol' thing in to the root. I coulda used a warning, jeez. Not that my ass can't take it. I'm a big girl now, over 18. I give it up for hot young boys in bands and older guys with lots of money to spend on me. Looks aren't so important. Half the time I have my face buried in the pillowcase, anyway! Tee-Hee! Hey, are you almost done mister…?"