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it's just not orgasms anymore. Pretending to be what we want to be, not who we are. Lying to ourselves about what we really want and whom we want it with. It's all about living in Hollywood and what it takes to survive here; just put on a smile and keep faking it.
Monica, Lindsey, Kim, and Annie are modern women with modern problems. In Episode 2, Monica wonders if great sex makes up for a so-so suitor as Annie just hungers for hard-ons. Meanwhile, Lindsey's lover turns possessive while Kim's gets her off -- then gets going.
Love in the Electronic Age creates a whole new set of rules! Kim meets her online lover and his wife! Annie and Monica feel the "vibe" at a sex toy party then go home to take matters into their own hands! And Lindsey's new lover is her #1 fan and the best lay she's ever had!
A fun-filled wedding reception has everyone saying, "I do" to everything but marriage. In episode 4, Monica surprises even herself with the number of men she's had. Kim's all for settling down until her man gets marriage fever. And Lindsey gives the groom a very personal wedding gift!
Annie's tales of gender-bending balling have Kim feeling adventurous-and kinky! Monica's latest job leads her from straight-laced designer to dungeon dominatrix! Even Lindsey falls under the spell as she adds some new twists to her tried-and-true sex repertoire!
The gals are forced to name their price! Lindsey can't decide if it's her rich lover's wallet or his wood that makes her wet! Annie's customer is more interested in her ass that her art! Kim wonders if her younger man has what it takes to keep her in style to which she'd like to become accustomed!
Breaking up is hard to do - but sometimes you can't help it! As Chad jumps from girl to girl, he winds up dumped; Lindsey and David are on the rocks, Kim leaves the group... and Tori (Asia Carrera) comes aboard with a new perspective! Old friends go, new ones arrive... it's sort of like magic.
What happens when women act like men? Lindsey has no problem having sex with Stephen, and then asking him to leave. Monica claims to have a case of blue balls and uses David to relieve the pain. Annie seduces a female chauffeur. And during a photo shoot, Tori seduces a movie star in a bathroom, which turns out to be the beginning of love.
The Odd Couples is a tale of horny hijinks for our favorite female foursome! See what happens when the gals catch a friend's husband cheating, and they plot, plan and set him up for some friendly blackmail!
Tori's movie star beau has the other gals swooning, but this bit of eye candy just can't keep it in his pants! Monica worries that her libido is in overdrive, and Lindsey exacts revenge on her cheating man.
Tori is getting cold feet and having second thoughts about her upcoming wedding - especially when her boyfriend constantly hits on Annie! Well, two can play the cheating game, which Tori proves when she calls a friend over for a shoulder to weep on. Also, Monica loves to remind her that life can be just as sweet for a single gal. Don't miss Adam & Eve's look at fidelity and finality!
Competition. It's a fact of life in the dating game. In Episode #12, our four horny heroines find out just how far they'll go to get the men of their dreams in modern LA. Suspicion, jealousy and scorching sex rule the day!
The ladies can't get sex off their minds! Annie's married lovers provide plenty of 3-way fun... until three becomes a crowd! Tori discovers the joy of Internet dating! And Monica hires a therapist to help her with her sex addiction - and becomes obsessed with seducing her therapist!
Our lusty ladies each discover a new side to themselves! Monica's interior design job at a strip club leads her to find her real talent: performing on amateur night! Annie's new lover leaves her husband to totally commit to the lesbian lifestyle. Tori's hot gangster guy turns out to be an out-of-work actor! And Lindsey delves into dykedom for the very first time!
Tori's photo shoot with an ex leads to self-doubt when he replaces her with a younger model! Lindsey gets som one-on-one training from the manager after hours! And Monica embraces the gym as her new religion -and hunky trainer Anthony Hardwood as her gyno guru! See what happens when his ex-girlfriend gets jealous and challenges Monica in the boxing ring! Let's just say there's a thin line between love and hate!
Ah, the age-old dilemma, do you date someone for their mind or their looks? In episode 16, our gals wrestle with this riddle -and their current squeezes! Annie's new galpal is intellectually stimulating...but lacking between the sheets. Tori's latest lover is good at the grind -but she longs for Chad's mental challenges! Monica discovers a new depth of shallowness with ex-enemy Angie! And Lindsey wonders why can't have both brains and beauty!
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When is a reality show more than a reality show? That's the question our L.A. ladies ask in Episode #18 (Real Life). When Lindsey jumps at the chance to work with a movie producer the film of her life, everyone wants in on the action. This "Sex and the City" take-off expects the gals to take it off - all off. It turns out this docu-drama is really a triple-X movie with Monica, Tori and Annie as the stars.
Be careful what you wish for ... Lindsey's 40th birthday leaves her questioning her sex appeal! Pals Tori, Annie and Monica hire Lindsey a stripper - but Tori is the one who takes home the cake (and the stripper)! Monica visits a sex club -- and Lindsey gets a late-night birthday surprise from an old flame!
What's real when it comes to sex? The orgasms, the sweet nothings ... or nothing? Lindsey experiments with a taste of submission when she joins two slave girls and their master! Monica quickly finds her reality is questioned when good guy boyfriend John West does another girl in the dark corner of a club. And Annie discovers even good friends can betray one another when a man's involved ...
Lust and intrigue rule the day in the hottest chapter yet of Naked Hollywood! Lindsey plays the L.A. dating game and prepares to move her radio show to New York. Annie continues her scorching secret liaison with Tori's ex-fiancé Justin. Tori heats things up with her old boyfriend Chad and decides to move back to San Francisco. And sparks fly between Monica and her "married" friend Richard. It's all a calculated game, where, "Relationships aren't science, they're life, and that's messy..."
After a farewell fling with Stephan, Lindsey throws a going away party where Monica sneaks off with her Latin lover for a goodbye grope! Annie tries to patch things up with Tori, but finds herself in the open arms of a new lady love. Make-ups and break-ups abound as we bid adieu to the horniest honeys in Hollywood!