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Max is picking up girls everywhere! On a plane, outside a porn convention, and at a carnival! None of these hot babes can resist the cowboy charm of the nastiest man in the business.
At a Grand Prix, Jamie Just ... wants to have some fun! But once Max gets her back to his RV and pinned on the couch, he reams her hairless slot and tight ass. Max fucks her throat before covering her smeared face with cum! That's high-speed action! Jessica wants to ... be on TV, so Max convinces the silly slut at the Berlin Venus Erotic Fair that he can do just that, but first she has to dress up like a retarded schoolgirl and take some pictures for Max! He's soon reaming her hairless slot and stove-piping her hot ass before blowing his nuts down her gaping ass pipe! Patricia can't drive ... so she's hitchhiking on the French Riviera. She thinks it's a good way to meet people. But Max picks her up to show how men can be! He throws her in the back of his van and is soon reaming her ass as he gives her a "lift". He squirts his cum in her mouth before he gets to her destination!
Max is tavelling the rails in Europe where he finds pretty little Nina. Not wasing any time, Max ass-fucks the slut right in the locomotive! At the huge Berlin Sex Show, Max picks up new cunt Jessica, who thinks she has what it takes to be an "Erotic Model". Max soon has his erotic cock jammed down her throat and up her tight ass while ripping her wide open! In the Czech Republic, Max is taking in the sites at an ancient bell tower where he meets slutty Petra. She can´t speak English, but understands completely when Max whips out his cock and rams it up her tight ass! Dillon came all the way from Texas to be in a porno, but Max gets her squared away by shaving her pussy and fucking her ass at the same time. Welcome to prime-time, baby!
Catalina is a curious cunt who gets into all sorts of trouble. Driving through the desert with her sleepy boyfriend, she meets Max. Max gets her to take some "pretty" pictures. Soon Max is drilling her ass and throat! She moans, but her dozing boy-toy is unaware in his car. Is there no limit to how much Candy Cotton can take? Max hasn't discovered it yet, but makes a valiant effort by fucking her hard at the East Coast Video show. Max plows her hard, turning her asshole into hamburger and smearing her face with cum and slime! Kamby is one stupid slut who actually believes Max can make her popular. She lets him dress her up and doesn't get the picture till max is reaming her ass.
Max Hardcore brings the pain! Only Max could get away with such sexual atrocities! Cum join him for some debauched fun!
Max Hardcore brings the pain! Only Max could get away with such sexual atrocities! Cum join him for some debauched fun!
Max Hardcore brings the pain! Only Max could get away with such sexual atrocities! Cum join him for some debauched fun!
Max is back at the track, looking for new crack with Candy Cotton. But all the little whore stay away because it's raining. So, Max takes Candy back to the hotel for some serious force fucking in her wicked blue boots and heels. Makes takes Catalina to the Las Vegas Porno Show, and after a busy day on the convention floor greeting the fans, they retire to Max's suite for some deep throat and ass fucking fun! Max is with Catalina at the Grand Prix looking for a new cunt, when they find Kinky, a twisted little English slut starving for a cock. They take her back to the RV, where Max and Catalina team up to tear her up.
Hot, and horny as hell, Max picks up newcomer Julianna Sterling at the East Coast Video Show in Atlantic City, and shows her how the big girls do it! Tiny, tight, and willing! Max meets Leanni skating in the park, rolls her home, and fucks her ass every which way and loose! Leanni´s big sister Claudia found out what Max did to her sis and wants to get even! She does. She gets fucked up even harder than Leanni.
Max Hardcore brings the pain! Only Max could get away with such sexual atrocities! Cum join him for some debauched fun!
Roxy Foxx is a super slender fuck toy Max meets at the mall and talks into doing some very dirty modeling. she gets more than she bargains for as she gets her ass plowed out by Max in short order.
Queeny Love is a big beautiful fashion model and aspiring mainstream actress in Germany, but Max shows her how they make flicks in L.A., as he force-fucks her ass, pries open her mouth and reams her throat, then cranks her cunt and ass open, and has her suck his cum right out of her ass! Amy Lee came all the way from Canada with her friends who like to gamble in Las Vegas, and Max finds her while he's up there for a porno convention. Amy's a hot teen with a twitch in her ass that craves action, and Max gives it to her hard in her throat, hairless pussy, and supertight asshole before blowing his load on her face. Max throws a heavy metal party with his pals from the band 8mm Overdose for the release of their movie, "Harder than Hardcore", where he finds little rocker Valerie Jo. She´s a curious cunt who wants to know what it's like to be a porno star, so Max shows her right in the Band's RV as he reams all her holes including double ass fucking!
Jessie and Catalina are two cute cunts that Max totally fucks at the Grand Prix right in his motorhome! First he throats and ass-gapes Jessie Vega, then Catalina joins in for some really nasty ass-to-throat session that leaves them both soaked wet and outright exhausted! At he L.A. Erotic Show Max sees all kind of hot babes, but the hottest of all is a brand new cunt named Valoria that never even let her boyfriend fuck her in the ass! But when Max sweet-talks the skinny babe into taking some pictures for him, he´s soon reaming her ass deep and wide! Jean Kelly is a big titted fuck doll looking for action ans she looks real good in a thong bikini when Max meets her at the beach. She gets all she can handle as Max throat-fucks her and reams her ass to the absolute limit!
Max is partying in San Francisco, and what better babes to do it with than Catalina and her new fuck-friend Valoria! We all have a great time out on the town, and really get down - and dirty, in a wicked 3-way back at the hotel! Mia Fox is a wannabe pornstar who never took it up the ass before, but somehow Max talks her into it while attending the Porn Expo in Las Vegas. Max reams her ass mercilessly until she can take no more! I´m not that sure she´ll be doing that again anytime to soon. Asia Blondi is the top pornostar from Poland, and shows why as she takes a through ass reaming and cum shower! Max meets her at the huge Venus Porn Expo in Berlin, and takes her back to his hotel. This is one hot fuckslut who never learned the word NO!
Bonnie Heart is a hot babe from England. Max meets her skiing and gives her the basics, and shows her how to fuck on camera back at the chateau! Max is at the porn show in Las Vegas when he finds video virgin Amber, who wants to get into the porn biz. Max and Catalina are only too happy to show her how to be a star the hard way! Max meets Agnes in Berlin. She´s fresh and innocent, but Max gets her back to his hotel and convinces her to let him fuck her cute face! Layla is a skinny little party girl from L.A.. She loves the nightlife, but that takes money. She gets the money, and you get all the action! Max gets Summer Luv to come up to his place to do a scene with him. But in cums Max´s editor, who pokes his dick into her sweet mouth!
Max and Catalina are at a huge porn show in Las Vegas, when he finds a video virgin Summer Luv who needs to make a little money. No problem! But she has to earn it the hard way - with ass and throat fucking! She gets money allright! Partying on the French Riviera with two hot cunts - Cloey Adams and Jade Marcella! He fucks them both on the patio of his villa, reaming every hole mercilessly, and blowing his load on Jade's face and Cloey's ass! Alicia is a run away from Florida who's trying to make it on her own in L.A., but she gets in way over her head when Max picks her up and brings her back to his place! He rips into her and fucks her in every position in the book and a few more!
In Brazil, Max sets the world record for the craziest sex scene of all time. He and Summer Luv fuck in a helicopter thousands of feet above Rio De Janeiro. It is wild and dangerous! Max meets cute cunt Vanessa on the beach at the Internet Expo in Miami. She agrees to model for Max in his room, but later wishes she didnt when she gets reamed hard in the throat and ass! Max is off to Grand Prix race again, where he picks up sweet hitchhiker Loretta. He gives her the ride of her life as he pounds his piston deep in her ass, then tosses her out on the side of the road.
Max is in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil where he and Summer Luv meet a cute girl in a bikini named Anita at their hotel. They show the little slut what she's good for, as we have an intense three-way with lots of deep hardcore ass-fucking! While attending the huge Venus Erotic Fair in Berlin, he meets a tourist chick named Angelica. She´s a very curious cunt who needs attention, so he gets her back to my hotel and gives it to her deep, in her throat and up her ass! Penelope came all the way from Florida just to be in the movies. But she didn´t figure it was going to be porno! Max pretends he's a producer and tricks her into doing a scene in order to get the part. She gets the part allright, but you get all the lights, camera and action!
At the Las Vegas Porno Show, i find cute little Joselyn Pink who´s also staying at our hotel. I somehow get her up to my room for some photos, and as fast as you can say cheese, i´m drilling all her holes! In L.A. we´re constantly annoyed by sales people. But they usually ain´t as sweet as darling Desire. She makes the mistake of picking up her book i dropped, so i showed her how to really close the deal, with her ass on my cock! Kami really wants to be a porn star, and it doesn´t seem the matter how degrading the action is. She hust takes it all in throat, cunt or ass. Kami really has perfect porn-potential!
Out at the Long Beach harbor, I find adorable little Desire on the boardwalk. Shes as cute as a button with her blond hair and braces. I somehow get her up to my hotel, and make her bounce on my lap with my cock in her tail! I run out of porn girls to trick, so I went casting for an all-chick band. My scam works perfect as I get Kiara, a pretty persian princess over for an audition. She cant sing worth a damn, but can take my cock down her throat upside down and make some funny noises! I meet Barbii down at the Grand Prix, and got this blond bombshell back to my room. I have her dress up cute for some test shots before I powerdrill her throat with my rod. In the end, Iream her bum until she squeals! Im on my way to Rio de Janeiro to shoot some sluts, I meet up with Summerluv who doesnt know about the Mile High Club. I take her to the toilet and jam fuck her throat and ass!