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Who knew prison is a big whore house for these horny men. Only the biggest of cocks get sucked in this prison hole where asses get punished beyond recognition! Starring Rafael Alencar, Aspen Solomon, Roman Todd, and more!
A long time ago, in a gaylaxy far, far away... prepare to blast off with Star Wars: A Gay XXX Parody. Watch Luke Skywalker be mentored by experienced Jedi Obi-Wan. Then, Luke is bartered for the use of Han Solo's ship. Soon after the Sith Lord himself, Darth Vader, shows Han the dark side of the force. Paddy O'Brian is back for an intergalactic fuckfest in the epic finale. Just when you thought he was lost in deep space, Paddy arrives with his fat cock in hand to drill Luke's bubble butt. Of course, one can't disappoint Hector De Silva and the other storm troopers, who have been searching far and wide for the perfect ass to plow. Luke is gangbanged and bathed in hot storm trooper cum in the truly monumental Star Wars: A Gay XXX Parody.
The inevitable hardcore gay porn parody of Legend of Tarzan is finally upon us! The seemingly well executed plot and intense cinematography (for a porn studio, at least) are something weve come to expect from MEN, the maker of other hit gay porn parodies inspired by X-Men, Star Wars, and Captain America. The XXX-rated film, shot on location in Costa Rica, follows Tarzan (porn star Diego Sans) through the jungle on an epic quest for meat. According to the studio, it will tap into our primal fantasies about raw masculinity gone wild!
Wolverine and Cyclops relieve some of the stress that comes with saving the world in X-Men: A Gay XXX Parody. Wolverine fits his huge pulsing cock inside of Cyclops and fucks him with all his might before pulling out and bursting his superhuman semen all over his comrade's face. Ice meets fire next, where Iceman and Pyro's anger leads them down a path of viciously passionate plowing.
Johnny Rapid is The Pop Star; the girls want him, and the guys want to be him. After a revealing photo shoot, Johnny uses his connections to find the hottest hook-up in Hollywood: Tobias. Johnny knows what he wants and how to get it! Tobias fits his perfect lips around his cock, and after eating him out he slides his dick into that entitled superstar hole for a good fucking.
Alex Mecum and Jay Roberts open up this epic series. The threat of the Black Panther draws Captain America from his cozy tryst out onto the city rooftops for a thrilling battle against his arch nemesis. Cap follows the Black Panther inside, where the two begin to work out their differences with their giant hard cocks. The silent Black Panther can't help but moan after Captain America's deep penetration of his tight ass. Captain America catches Bucky and after a short battle ensues, he finally gets the chance to show his best friend how close they really are. Captain America lets Bucky get away and runs into Fury. They are in disagreement about who's side Captain should be on but the one thing they both agree on is how well they work together and Fury wastes no time reminding him. The only exchange needed now involves their rock hard dicks.
Programmer Griffin Barrows can't believe his luck when he's offered a job by secretive tech genius Jessy Ares and flown to his private island. Jessy wants Griffin to be the first man on Earth to see his new inventions: sexy androids Paddy O'Brian and Sunny Colucci. Griffin is treated to a private show of the robots fucking, and then he gets to try out bottoming for Sunny himself! But after what seems like a chance encounter with hot blond Ken Rodeo, Jessy reveals the truth: Ken was another of his creations, and this was the ultimate Turing test. Griffin begins to wonder what's real as Jessy leads him into an orgy together with all his bots. The only truth is pleasure!
Paddy O'Brian finds himself transported from London to Prague when Logan Moore pulls him in with his Sense 8 ability. The guys take advantage of their teleporting power by stripping down and shoving each other's thick cocks down their throats.
Will Braun is the nerdy web-slinger in Spider-Man, cumming into his own and onto beefy Tobias. Spidey then lets loose webs of cum with the assistance of Aston Springs. Spidey and Goblin have their final showdown as their identities are revealed to Tobias. The showdown soon turns into a hot frenzied fuck and suck threesome between spider-Man, Tobias and Myles Landon. Your Spidey-sense will be tingling like mad throughout!
In A Gaylaxy Far Far Away… Poe is captured and stripped bare by Kylo Ren. Poe may not have what Kylo is looking for… but he does have a hard cock and a tight ass. A ferocious fuck breaks out between these two enemies, each taking turns invading the other’s tight ass.
Witness The Flash’s origins as he realizes his potential to become the fastest superhero there is. His capabilities are put to the test by Dr. Snow, who gets a grasp on more than just his abilities. The Doctor delights in sucking that cock, priming The Flash for some super fucking. Then the Flash meets Raymond, his ally in helping him harness the powers and skills that he posseses. Finally, it's time for Johnny & Jessy to cum together in the explosive climax.
The big dance is tonight but Luke Adams is buggin because his parents have grounded him. Charlie Pattinson thinks he can smooth talk him out of thisbut it doesnt go quite as planned. Charlie has no choice but to freeze Lukes parents, thus turning the boys on to one hot threesome!
Dark and sensual secrets are afoot in the secluded mountain town of Twink Peaks where Doomed lovers Vadim and Noah Reside. Only the woods know the dark and perverted nature of this place, but one thing is for sure: It will bring together its horniest residents.
The Enterprise and her crew are in danger of destruction-Spock and Captain Kirk argue their way through a daring rescue mission. Once the ship is steadied and safe from harm, the crew celebrates the best way they know how-with an intergalactic jizz orgy. Spock and Uhura are in the mood for some galactic fucking after a dangerously daring mission. Spock pumps Uhura full of his cock, working that hole tight around his rod while they travel at lightspeed where no man has cum before. The intergalactic fuck-fest continues.
Diego leads Johnny away from Paddy's ship. Johnny learns the dangers of the cursed treasure he wears around his neck. Aggravated by their escape, Paddy mounts a search to retrieve Johnny.
These students know just how to pass the time in detention - and their principal is in on the fun! Teddy Torres finally gets to nail his teacher, a fantasy he has always dreamed about. Mick supplies the goods, culminating in both studs covered in steamy semen. After a long period when the others haven’t returned, these two mischievous students decide to hit the showers and study each other’s anatomy while left unattended during detention. All in the name of science. Principal Mick Stallone gets it in with student Ethan Chase in the conclusion of the Breakfast Cub. After trying to cut the rest of the day, Ethan learns there’s a price to pay for an early release and gladly pays up.
With Superman's death, the country is reeling from the loss. Batman (Ryan Bones) has to get to work to get hopes back up for everyone again. But first, The Flash (Johnny Rapid) stops by to encourage Batman in a way he thinks will not only bring his confidence back up but his big throbbing cock, too. Aquaman (Francois Sagat) is summoned out of the ocean and he immediately hunts for the Green Lantern (Colby Keller) to find out what gay means. The Green Lantern decides it's best to just show him.
In Stranded, blue-eyed Jack Hunter and muscular hunk Damien Stone are paired up together to spend seven nights in the wilderness alone and naked. A snake bites Damien, but there is no medic in sight so it is up to the producer, dark-haired beauty Bruce Beckham, to help him. Will they be able to survive the wilderness?
