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Collection of The Pyramid films released by Private.
Archeologists William and Elizabeth Reuter are busy working in the forbidden ruins of Abu-Sir. They discover the treasure map of the pyramid, which leads them to an ancient sarcophagus containing the Egyptian goddess Amira, who is magically alive after 4,000 years. She recounts the days of her sex life with the pharaoh.
The Minister of Culture wants Amira as a national treasure, but he also wants his cock sucking, so he pays a visit to a hareem and is serviced by 15 beautiful girls. He sends the police to arrest Elizabeth and the goddess Amira. William needs help to track them down, he meets two mercenaries who demand a share of the ancient Egyptian treasure he has found and they will get Amira and Elizabeth back for him.
Meanwhile, back in the present, archeologist Tania Russof is herself quite busy kicking up a bit of sand out in the Egyptian hinterlands, and the fury of back-door and dp decadence swirling around her delivers all of the blistering heat Private Film releases are known for.