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It’s a place like no other – a Caribbean island where the only people who exist are handsome, horny hunks who are hung like donkeys to a man! Sadly, your everyday high-street tour-operator won’t be able to get you there; but if the thought of a bevy of monster-hung dudes hanging out together gets your juices running then this glorious spunk-crazed escapade is definitely for you! Devon LeBron, Johny Cruz, Tim Law et al go au-natural in paradise – and believe us, there isn’t a mouth or butt that doesn’t get stretched to the max in the process!
Let’s face it guys, just one trip to Monster Cock Island was never, ever gonna be enough – especially for our horny fans! But don’t despair. Always eager and willing to please, we’ve sent a fresh batch of white meat (Mike James and David Hanson included) to the isle of a thousand horse-hung dreams. The result, of course, is a foregone conclusion even before the plane touches down – let’s face it, the likes of Devon LeBron and Lloyd Goldwin just don’t disappoint! But with ass after ass getting the stretching of their lives, who the fuck’s complaining?!