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It’s totally unfair, of course, but whilst all men are born equal some are more equal than others – and nowhere more so than in the size of their cocks! So get yourself ready for a fabulous collection of horse-hung beauties, who think with their dicks and who aren't happy until they’re raw and balls-deep in some pretty twink’s ass. From double-interracial-penetration to over-stretched mouths and cum-splattered faces, these lads love it big and hard each and every time!
Welcome to a second instalment of phallic inequality, courtesy of some of the biggest dicked men on the planet. Donkey-hung dudes who just live for tight twink asses eager and willing to take every inch that they've got to offer – and yes, such boys really do exist, as you’re about to discover! These guys are blessed by nature like you wouldn't believe; so get ready to go weak at the knees for a butt-straining, double-penetrating bonanza that’ll threaten to blow your balls into the jizz-soaked stratosphere!
Two installments were never gonna be enough for you horny fuckers, we knew that! So welcome to a third chapter of horse-hung copulation, featuring a collection of some of the biggest dicks in the biz! These guys are exactly the kind of fellows you always dreamed of meeting, armed with the kind of ever-ready equipment that could send you to heaven and back time and time again! Didn’t get enough the first two times? Well hold onto your balls, boys – these beasts are about to give you the stretching of a lifetime!
It’s the series that’s becoming almost as epic as the cocks it features – a superb fourth installment of donkey-sized phalluses that have to be seen to be believed! Clearly the first three episodes merely whet your appetite for more, as some of the biggest fuckers in the biz prove that whilst all twinks are born equal, when it comes to dick some are much more equal than others! A definite must-see for anyone who loves to see ass-splitting, mouth-stretching fornication at its biggest and best!
In the mood for something big? Of course you are – as the first four instalments have proved. These guys are definitely not on the meagre side. They’re blessed with the kind of equipment in their trousers that most of us can but dream about. But dream no longer, as the biggest boys in the biz continue to put their over-sized equipment to good use. No ass is safe, no mouth goes unused. Big dick is definitely the order of the day, and no-one’s gonna be happy until all that meat has gained relief. Big-style, naturally!
How often have you heard it said that it’s not size but what you do with it that counts ...? Well, far be it for us to shatter illusions here but talk like that is complete and utter nonsense – as those who’ve witnessed the previous five escapades in this series can already testify. Not that the over-hung likes of Devon LeBron have any difficulty knowing what to do with their massive equipment. Indeed, no tight little ass-hole is safe, as thick, uncut dick after thick, uncut dick pound and grind till the hot, sticky jizz begins to erupt!
It’s the series that just keeps getting bigger, as director John Smith presents another collection of some of the hottest, the horniest and – most important of all – the biggest boys around. Whether it’s Felix Webster hitting it off with Zac Todd or STAXUS favourite, Connor Levi, taking every single inch of Devon LeBron’s monster thick dick, these heavy-duty dudes don’t believe in being understated. Primed and armed to the hilt, it’s seventh heaven all the way for these oversized, oversexed, cock-obsessed fuckers!
According to Marx, all men are equal – but that’s not the way you’ll see things when watching this eighth mammoth instalment of oversized cock-sucking, ass-humping fun! Fact is, some guys are just bigger and better than others; and if you’re a tried and tested size-queen then you’re gonna be in your element as the likes of mammoth-sized Jace Reed, Devon LeBron and Alejandro Marbena pull out all the stops to give a collection of horned-up bottoms the time of their lives. No question about it, those tight little asses will never be the same again!
It’s the series that just keeps going and going, courtesy of a whole plethora of hard, horny and (above all) handsomely hung beauties who have only one thing on their minds. Guys like Kris Wallace and Devon LeBron, who just want to rest their more-than-average cocks deep inside some often unsuspecting twink’s ass for your entertainment. How those cute young lads take all that extra meat on offer remains very much a mystery – but will you care? Not fucking likely! All that’ll matter to you dirty fuckers is that (for a ninth time) the dicks are oversized and the flow of spunk is equally unrestrained.
When it comes to huge, throbbing monster cocks, there’s never too much—and these young, hot and horny studs are about to prove it! Whether it’s enormous Black hole-stretchers like Devon LeBron and Alejandro Marbena or the Caucasian splendors of Kris Wallace and Dick Casey, this tenth episode (like its predecessors) never fails to pull a punch; as hungry ass after hungry ass gets ridden without mercy by some of the biggest dicks in the biz! Believe us when we tell you that some of these fuck-holes will never be the same again.
Who says size doesn’t matter? Not this bunch of crazily horny bastards, that’s for fuckin’ sure; as the biggest boys in town get together to help satisfy another collection of inch-obsessed beauties. Be it Hector Augusti’s king-sized black salami or Jace Reed’s hole-destroying weapon of ass-destruction, the poor twinks in this feature never really stand a chance. Impaled to the max, but oh so fuckin’ happy with it, you can be sure that the likes of Ray Mannix, Tony Conrad and Xavier Sibley are never, ever gonna be the same again!
Size is king – but then what’s new? – as the Super Sizers make it a round dozen! No question about it, the likes of Shane Hirch, Gabriel Angel and Xavier Sibley have always had a penchant for the bigger things in life – and they don’t come any bigger than black sex-god, Hector Agusti, whose appetite for pert, twink butt remains as undiminished as ever. Be they taking time out after a dip in the pool, or making out in the sunny outdoors, this gang of horned-up size-queens prove once again just how really big the big picture actually is!