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It was the ancient Spartans who first advocated the idea that an army of soldiers who were lovers was a better fighting force than your typical everyday militia – a notion that director John Smith continues keenly to explore with the assistance of the likes of Marty Love, George Basten and Timmy Taylor. New recruits Heath Denson and Will Jones are soon discovering what this unique philosophy entails, as their pert twink asses are stretched to the limit by some of the hottest recruits in the ranks. The result? Oodles of hot Czech jizz from the boys in khaki that’ll have you tossing off volley after pent-up volley ...
It was the ancient Spartans who first advocated the idea that an army of soldiers who were lovers was a better fighting force than your typical everyday militia – a notion the director is clearly keen to explore. New recruits are soon discovering what this unique philosophy entails, as their pert twink asses are stretched to the limit by some of the hottest recruits in the ranks. The result? Oodles of hot Czech jizz from the boys in khaki that’ll have you tossing off volley after pent-up volley...