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Selling Everything: In the real estate world, there's a term for making a sale. It's called "closing". The luscious Vanessa Sky is damn good at closing, as much as she's good at opening her mouth wide for a cock. She's homestaging a house - kitchen, living room, you name it but as soon as she seals the deal, she pulls her skirt down, takes in the buyer's cock and turns the lovely villa into a whorehouse. Van Wylde, now the owner of a big house, celebrates by pounding Vanessa as hard as he can. He lets the girl ride his cock, spreads her legs wide to feel her hole. Ultimately, Vanessa dirty talks to Van until he explodes on her face. What a sale
Perky and put-together brunette Aubree Valentine has a date with a really cute guy, so that means a date-night make-up tutorial for all her fans. Aaliyah Hadid is a demure secretary working her butt off to make sure her boss gets everything he needs to get the job done. Mi Ha Doan is volunteering at a soup kitchen because she loves to give back to her community. Paige is raising money so her college choir can go to the regional championships. Bouncy blonde prep Alix Lynx is running for student council president in her crisp uniform, while also showing you her secret slutty side.
Clothing Haul: Pretty blonde fashionista Lexi Lore is showing off her latest haul for all her fans... and she's also showing off her cock-sucking skills and sexy lingerie. Makeup Slut 2: From contouring to color choice, Eliza Ibarra knows all the right tricks to make sure your makeup is on point. Wet and Sticky Weekend: Pretty blonde meteorologist Zoey Monroe has some bad news: this is a good weekend to stay inside, because it's going to be hot, humid, and wet.
Rosalyn Sphinx is here to show you how to make that perfect swing. She demonstrates the importance of grip, both on the bat and on Ricky Johnson's dick. To choke up or not to choke up? That's up to you, but Rosalyn isn't afraid to choke as she deepthroats that big black cock.
Starring: Emerald Loves, Jazmin Luv, Mandy Waters, Scarlett Venom and Selina Bentz
Starring: Baby Gemini, Gal Ritchie, Jasmine Sherni, Luna Luxe, Serena Hill
Starring: Alexis Fawx, Ashlyn Peaks, Cherie DeVille, Juliana Dreams, Kayley Gunner, Nia Bleu
Starring: Alexis Fawx, Asteria Jade, Katalina Kyle, Lissa Aires, Romi Rain
